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The Trump Admin Says Nobody Owns AI Output. It Also Says China Stole It.

Twenty-four thousand fake accounts, a Treasury sanctions threat for theft, and a Justice Department brief sitting in Denver that says nobody owns any of it.

Brian Lynch · August 17, 2026 · 10 min read
The Trump Admin Says Nobody Owns AI Output. It Also Says China Stole It.

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Cutting a Pancake Into 8 Slices Is Not a Trademark

The TTAB's first precedential opinion of 2026 refused registration of an eight-slice pancake design as a trademark, finding the configuration functional — largely because the applicants' own marketing materials and arguments explained exactly why it's useful.

Apr 13 · 4 min read
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